This take itself is wildly hyperbolic.

Maybe you should take a breath and a step back for a min because you are getting awfully hostile here when it isn’t called for.

Don’t expect a considerate or thoughtful response, or possibly even a response at all.

I cant see ODB and not think of Old Dirty Bastard; God rest his soul. 

I think you're splitting hairs there when talking about what used to be a TV show. 

Twin Peak’s was great, Superman Returns got more shit than it deserved, and The Color of Money, Creed, Mad Max, Blade Runner 2049 and Picard were all worthwhile efforts.

I mean, it’s not like Baldwin doesn’t understand how guns work. He’s used plenty of them in his many movies.

Contrarian and grumpy are basically synonyms.

I often send stuff to my dad or relatives/friends who need a new part to replace one that failed for whatever reason.

Those particular boxes, yes. Though, again, those are there specifically to keep the Siamese from jumping up there and destroying my computer. 

I’ve still got several of my Xeon’s and boxes for em, my old FX-6300 and box, FX-8350 BE and 8370's and boxes, Phenom II 965 and 970 BE’s etc.

I’ve still got three boxes with 2 working gtx 480's (the 3rd doesn’t work, so shame on me for that one, at minimum).

Unless my chassis boxes contain a mini pocket-dimension inside, that’s gonna be a problem.

I'm not sure I get it either. 

If you're as cynical as I am, then yes, they are. 

I’ll die before I allow my cats to stick their wet noses inside my computer.

I, too, know a Dave who's an asshole. 

Waiting in line would imply a high interest in the game, and a low supply by extension. If their stock runs out the first day, then waiting for “tomorrow” may not be a viable strategy.

They must have spent time on it, because I have absolutely done almost nothing but try and abuse Ascend to see if I can shortcut through anything.

I dont think waiting in line for a copy of a game you particularly enjoy is irrational.