Even though I’m not entirely sure what it means, I sense profundity in this image.

Contrarianism, I imagine. 

Jim is short for James.

“Uhh... did you say yutes?”

They can’t get murder 1 if Yarl is still alive. Attempted murder in the 2nd is more likely, since it’s hard to say whether or not it was premeditated.

An A for effort, at least. 

And with great passion, no less.

“Don’t watch this movie, because it’s terrible. Except also watch this movie, because it's only mostly terrible."

In soviet Russia, Uwe Boll..... uhh...fists... you?

To be fair, I'd certainly watch Batman kick the shit out of JKR. Or any of her HP characters. 

Millions may be a bit of an overstatement. But the point still stands. 

No comment. 

Yeah I was referring to the mainline games, but you are right about CC. 

Yeah, I’m pretty sure they reneged on the deal. I don’t know whether or not it was Sony or Squenix’s decision, but it was made and now we aren’t getting any new FF on Xbox.

And a great number of them are Sony ports. 

That does sound like some bullshit that Sony would say. 

As far as I know, FFXVI won't be released on Xbox at all.

Are we sure this isn’t a patent for a new Erotica edition dualshock?

It’s one thing to add some heat to the controller, which can be accomplished pretty easily by simply running current through a resistor with enough thermal protection inside the controller.

Ahh, yes, I remember in the remake when Moushly turned to Leon, mid Salazar fight, and said unto him “White males shall be exterminated from the earth, I do declare, as Moushly, daughter of the President, Lady of Cheese.”, and Leon nodded affirmatively before becoming a blood sacrifice to her scary, feminist…