Grilling is something that I love to do, when I’m doing it.

“Wow. What an entirely satisfying and engaging endgame these developers have delivered.”?

Aye, I didn’t mind Jumper.

Emperor Parton does have a nice ring to it. 

I would totally have done this, and sealed it with a wax stamp for good measure. We still have my family’s crest stamp too, so it could have been Uber pretentious. 

My favorite flavor text:

Because that’s the only form of power they don’t have.

Probably because PC's do other things besides play video games. 

Not mine, but my mom’s when she was working at a diner a looong time ago.

Not that this is news to you, but that guy wasn't your friend. 

It took me months of combing through the small, register adjacent refrigerated units full of the “named” Coke bottles to finally find my own and the missus’ names.

Oh God, no. Thankfully we all work well together and so far (after more than a decade with the same people), we havent ever had an issue like that.

It particularly sucks when you run a guild populated almost entirely with personal friends you’ve known for years.

I mean, he grunts alot and narrows his eyes at everyone he looks at, so, yeah, probably.

Dogs have like over double the amount of neurons in their brains than cats do.

I grew up on T&J, Hanna Barbera’s outings, and Mel Blanc’s Looney Tunes etc.

I can see that. 

Aye, that was the same way my dad would make it for us. Usually like a white gravy with the chipped beef added to it.

God I used to looove Vienna sausages for some reason. The thought of popping open a can now and eating one legitimately makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up, though.