For quite a while me and my brother basically lived off of Ramen noodles (chicken, because it’s obviously the best). We’d basically eat several packages of the stuff each every day after school.

When I was real, real young, I used to sit on the kitchen floor of my grandmas house and eat the dry dog and cat food from the bowls.

Ahh I see, my bad then.

Cheez Wiz

I think the recommended daily intake is about 1000mg to 2300mg for most people. Obviously less is better, certainly more so for people who need low sodium diets.

I cannot advocate for murder - but, I absolutely can advocate for a couple guys with ski masks rolling up on him from behind with a few tire irons/baseball bats to the kneecaps.

Definitely the best episode I can think of, especially the supremely catchy earworm “Is you is, or is you ain’t my baby” from Louis Jordan. 

My ex used to have sooo many dudes immediately try and hit on her once they heard her in vent for a raid or what have you, while also knowing full well that we were together, since I was right there with her and in Vent.

It has gotten worse though since 2016. Particularly so since the recent election.

Shit, I think I remember that guild. 

More of this please, thank you. 

Because the one lone Democrat, Manchin, is a DINO (and yes, I hate using those terms), and atm basically has the political power that McConnell had.

It is a little, heh.

I’d just like it if that stupid old belief that somehow microwaves cook the food on the inside faster than the outside would just finally die off.

Partly due to the acidity, but more so because of the lycopene in it, which gives them their color.

Microwaves with actual pulse-width modulation are relatively rare, with only newer models capable of doing it, which sucks because it heats much more evenly than the traditional way microwaves variate their power. 

Big shout out to Dukes Mayo. A friend of ours from NC recommended it to us 5 years ago or so, and we haven’t gone back since then.

Dream Door. 

If we can get squirrels to do it, I don’t see why not with snakes.

I hate that shit.