Douchy bag of dicks, that guy.

Aye, she’ll be lucky if they don’t have to scrape the top millimeter layer of skin completely off her head.

Eventually this will be known as the definitive edition of The Legend of Zelda TV show. 

This is fucking amazing. 

Aye, my grandad still had a couple of those old orchard scare-cannons from back in the day on their orchard. Not the propane kind you can find nowadays, but the older calcium carbide cannons.

I’d watch RED in space.

It’s definitely a lack of critical thinking and education on things that, frankly, everyone should be aware of, yeah.

You're thinking of Bloomberg, not DeBlasio. 

Particularly antique grenades, though, typically (and im sure when the guy bought the antique grenade he was told it was de-activated) they aren’t live when you do. Legally they can’t be sold to anyone without doing so, but once in a while someone comes across ordnance that hasn't been de-activated already. 

Well, at the very least don’t buy it from some random dude selling it on eBay. Anything like that that’s supposed to contain an explosion, has to absolutely be made by a professional who understands the tolerances involved with expanding gasses, and know exactly how much water and calcium carbide to use.

Those are acetylene cannons. They used to be used (and I think still are) on orchards to scare birds away.

First of all, I never said that any of this was universal to begin with. You, yourself, said that what I was saying was not universal, I did not. Saying “teachers” can mean all teachers, or teachers in general. You may have inferred from it that I meant all teachers, but at no point did I say ALL teachers. You’re…

She and others definitely need more support from people, so I (and her) appreciate the sentiment. 

First of all, I never said that any of this was universal to begin with. You said that what I was saying was that it was universal, I did not. Saying “teachers” can mean all teachers, teachers in general, or teachers in my experience. You may have inferred from it that I meant all teachers, but at no point did I say…

No, not at all.

Cherry picking, no, just using the examples I chose to use. I’m not sitting here and listing every single example of administerial over reach.

Just this year - and granted, this is an anomaly of a year concerning spending - we’ve spent upwards of 700 bones on her own cleaning supplies and the usual teaching materials. Several cases of sanitizing wipes, an untold amount of hand sanitizer, disinfectant, paper towels, masks, remote apps for the school iPads…

Those two things aren’t mutually exclusive.

Yes, exactly. I could go on for hours about how ridiculous it normally is, let alone now, considering how it’s been since this school year started with COVID.

Hell, the best thing I’ve read all week. When the missus told me earlier I legitimately let out a laugh like I havent laughed in years.