Aye, unfortunately Teachers are held to a higher standard than just about any other profession in the country.

Fishing in WoW is surprisingly meditative.

I cant watch that Impractical Jokers show. It just feels like the dudes in it are kinda just a bunch of assholes that are trying way too hard. 

Yea, I really don’t mind it.

Justice has, unfortunately, always been entirely full of himself; putting on an air of aristocracy while coming from coal money.

Aye, data systems and server farms would make a good fit here too, though we may have some issues with the requisite training for the population here, initially anyways. That’s not to say, of course, that it’s out of the realm of possibility.

We will miss you Stephen. You’ve been here about as long as I have been reading Kotaku, and you were one of the reasons I finally gave in and made an account.

I would say that MiG welding your computer accidentally is definitely a bad thing. 

An open-air case (like a benchmarking platform) will do wonders for dust management.

That’s the worse you’ve ever seen?

Don’t get me wrong, there are our fair share of bigoted, racist fuck heads here, but even with how red the state has become in the last 20 years, it’s not any worse (and in fact better) than most other southern states.

Its really complicated here, surprisingly. Some people don’t want other industry here because Coal is the lifeblood of the state, it’s what their daddy’s and their daddy’s daddy’s did, and by God it’s an honest days work - it also doesn’t hurt that you can make some serious money if you work your way down the line.

Can we just talk about the fact that that woman's name is "Faith Popcorn"? 

How would you know, Brian the Dog. 

Well when you put it like that.... 

Cliffhung. 

They were talking about lowering the threshold to $50k. Which is fucking ridiculous.

Here’s a wild idea that, for some reason, doesn’t already exist except in powdered form: Chocolate.