If you're lucky. 

I suppose it makes sense that there is only one creamed corn company. 

Thank you for making that much needed point, and clarification; the both of you. I suspect (know) this is what many people - whether unintentionally, or willfully ignorant in regards to - end up falling back to when they state “All lives matter”.

That's exactly why the likelihood of anything happening beyond a minor reprimand is extremely low. Nobody wants to go though all that shit. 

I mean, Pitchford is definitely an asshat, no question about that.

That actually ain’t a bad premise.

With a side of Fava beans and a nice Chianti I'm assuming. 

I own plenty of guns, and I’m about as much of a centrist as one can get, swinging left on more things than right. But, I also don’t fetishize them with the jingoistic ferver that many people (read: conservative) do.

I dont personally know any spiders, at least not on a first name basis. Certainly not in a friendly, neighbor-like context.

I suppose you’re right, I’m not an expert on Arachnoplasty. Maybe we should ask a professional.

I suppose if you’re talking STRICTLY spider legs, then sure.

Call me when she has 2 more legs.

I cannot possibly recommend Samurai Champloo enough. Even if just to hear Nujabes’ tracks in their context on the show. There are some scenes that are hauntingly beautiful, visually and audibly.

God, I think the lack of the Gauss Cannon is my biggest gripe. I miss that fuckin thing.

You forgot the Baby Shark song playing on an endless loop. 

Probably not in a snapping fashion. 

The Mega-Drive controller looks like some kind of weird, minimalist SEGA branded vibrator. 

20lbs seems like an awful lot. I can see, like, 2lbs maybe, in a year. Or maybe like 20lbs in a lifetime or something.

You can join me in mourning. 

I’m not sure if Warzone has an MMR or not, I’ve never actually played a match of it so I can’t speak on its behalf.