I can’t decide my favorite part. It was so good. But “Rhonda” might be it.

That track and field joke. Chris Rock is living his best life and I am so glad I get to witness it.

Chris Rock is a gift. HE IS A TREASURE. FIGHT ME.

OMG SAIORSE RONAN LOOKS AMAZING, I SWOON FOREVER

MSNBC made the decision last year that they needed to compete with Fox. The lower rungs were told that they were going to seek more “moderate” programming, but the upper rungs were already planning a Trumpalooza. I hope they fall on their face (except for Maddow, long live Maddow.) There’s already a glut of white,…

or make them buy 2 seats.

Finally. If your religion prohibits any sight or incidental contact with women, maybe you should stay home. We certainly won't.

Rollin’ With the Homies or bust.

“You have to give death a chance”? That’s so metal.

Good thing they only live 4 years. Not enough time to enslave mankind.

It kind of freaks me out how smart they are. And who knows what other schemes they are plotting down there...

Ummm, *everyone* knows that the universal space alien color is GREEN.

DUH. Don’t they have the X-files over there?

Life on Mars happened because the same thing happened to Bowie:

Right? Like, how many other quality musicians have gently told Chris Martin that he should stop writing music?

You know I’m torn on this! As a woman and person of color it’s great for ME. I mean how nice will it be to just be handed a high paying writers gig without doing any work at all or having any talent, you know? I could call up a few late night shows and have a job tomorrow, no resume or writing samples required!

I'm stoked for them to address the fact that Dean was the worrrrrrrrrrst.

When she reaches this level of commitment, we can talk...

“Dolezaling” XD

begs the question do you use the finger emoji

One of the more shocking realizations in my life is that I am probably as uncomfortable using a non-gender-specific restroom as my great-grandparents were at using a non-race-specific restroom. (Note: I am not saying that race and sexuality are the same or that their civil rights movements are completely parallel).