I hate it. There seems to be soooo much more slobber involved than in regular oral and I’m too distracted by sucking cock to enjoy what the guy is doing. Also, asphyxiation by scrotum is not what I want my mother to read on my death certificate. Do not want.

giving a more youthful look

This looks awesome. Germany has owned this terrible history and taught it in their schools to make sure it never happens again. Germany has done a better job than most countries, really. America hasn’t taught and owned the terrible history of slavery and native genocide with the completeness that Germany has.

He is one of THE best designers in history of fashion. Season after season, Lanvin is perfect to me. The draping, accessories, shoes....perfection. If he goes to Dior.....Lawd help me I may actually start caring hardcore again for high fashion.

Elbaz is quite possibly my favourite living designer. The man is a genius. I’m sure he’ll do brilliant work wherever he goes but I’ll be sad to see him leave Lanvin - I felt like they were such a good fit in a way that I don’t see him being at Dior. I love Raf Simons too but I was actually glad to see him leave Dior…

I’m a Scully in the streets and Mulder in the sheets.

god fucking bless you, Madeleine.

But is it chicken or tuna?

Tacos are the most ineffective method of wrapping a bread-like material around other food stuff ever devised.

Every. Other. Weekend.

I hate this woman.

I live in Kurdistan and the influx of refugees all tells the same tale. This is happening to thousands of women and little girls. It will keep happening. And those that can do something about it like the Iraqi army, peshmerga, the U.S., Turkey and Iran, are all doing the absolute minimum, the least amount they can to…

I like Miley. She’s living her life and doing her thing. Her voice is unique; one doesn’t hear very many contralto voices in pop music anymore. Everyone wants to see who can hit a higher note than the next person, meanwhile I’ve played this video of her cover of Summertime Sadness over and over for the past few months.

• Important Shia LeBeouf news: he has a Tupac Shakur tattoo. [Just Jared]

Rock on, Miley Cyrus. Gender is a construct and you’re tearing that shit down.

The ads on this video when you click through to the YouTube version certainly lends to the sense of being staged. Maybe it’s legit. Maybe it’s not. If it is... I don’t know.

Yeah, it’s personal, but it could be worse to not say anything at all and to have to deal with hearing people congratulate them continuously or carry on as though they are still pregnant. That’s painful. I waited until I was 16 weeks until I announced my 1st pregnancy on Facebook and then terminated once we found out…

yeah and like, if men are soooo bad at reading social clues as they claim, then logically they shouldn’t be allowed to work jobs which rely on interpreting social clues, like oh I don’t know, police officers, therapists, etc.

Sunlight must be hell on her eyes after spending this long in a hole she dug herself.

healthily