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Natasha Lyonne is dating creepy Fred Armisen ? Does the world not face enough problems already?

When your primary audience is “people in the waiting room of a doctor’s office,” the last thing you should do is piss off a bunch of nurses.

I would vote for Trump for several reasons. None of which have anything to do with his agenda.

I believe people mentioned these problems before legalization, but the pot evangelists went berserk anytime you suggested that a lot more people taking some fairly strong psychoactive drugs might cause trouble. And it’s dudes, always dudes. Not enough for them to have a nice gentle high like you might’ve in 1975, you

I mean, marijuana is not evil but it can make you psychotic.

The Jezebel crowd is not pleased.

So like, if it stopped being Iran?

Whoa now. I don’t think anyone is looking to die.

Here’s the issue with Ryan Murphy, which I have given a surprising amount of thought to: He is good at coming up with a concept and can manage it for a little while. He cannot handle anything that requires a. continuity or b. consistent characterization.

Weren’t you defending Garden state the other day? Glass houses.

Like all Ryan Murphy shows, it will be amazing for the first two seasons then it will suck and we will be left wondering why it's still on the air.

Scream Queens is gonna fail, though, right? Please? It looks so bad.

I’m genuinely impressed that Jeb Bush literally couldn’t think of a single historically significant American woman. There’s a lot of them!

Look there are a lot of things I love Bernie for, but sir, I need you to buy a fucking tie and a suit that fits. Work with me here.

1) The GamerGate stuff you’ve read is probably one sided propaganda. I’ve yet to see equal coverage of that whole situation on any of these sites or much of anywhere I visit.

South Park is the absolute best. Those guys are comedic geniuses that dont get the full credit they deserve because they wrap their smart and culturally aware themes around crap jokes and pedophile references. (Creepy Jared was amazing)

Shouldn’t she be tapped lightly on the nose with the sports page whilst gently speaking in reassuring tones that she is, in fact, a naughty girl?

she’s 22, i think the pedophiles left awhile ago, or are you one of those weird people i see on Tumblr that thinks the age of consent should be raised to 26 because that’s the age our brains stop developing, and just assuming anyone that wants to have sex with some college-aged girl is some sort of weirdo

He is right. The current batch of college students seem to think that free speech means freedom from being offended. It does not. Without differing perspectives, these kids are going to graduate, step into the real world and fail because their intolerance of disagreement will become insubordinate in the workplace and

She seems to do a pretty good job rebranding herself as needed, which is why she is 25 and has a 10 year old career.