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That would be sexist. Duh.

Michael, can you or someone on the staff please inform Jezebel that Ferrari 458 Spiders are not $450,000?

Fuck you, Saudi Arabia.

... but helping refugees from Syria, that’s out of the question.

He never said that. He has blown up tons of rockets!

production will start in 2017

He also said his rockets wouldn’t blow up

Or maybe they're Instagramming their generators.

Well, it does result in fucked up views on those topics and since the textbook companies can’t make a different textbook for every district, it ends up screwing everyone over. Also, “Leading the World in Home Ec” isn’t a sexy headline.

this is actually the, “I have mixed kids.” haircut. get your stereotypes correct.

The S-class convertible only seats four because it is expected that every 5th person in your social circle has their own S-class convertible.

there fixed it for ya

$100,000? Hahaha Tesla needs to go sit down somewhere. There are so many better cars to spend $100,000. A $100,000 crossover... Hahaha hahaha

So you pretty much proved that everyone’s the hero of their own story. You think you’re justified in calling some woman you don’t know at all a “trophy wife cum dumpster”?

“you haven’t truly lived until you’ve called a customer “a worthless trophy wife cum dumpster” in front of her kids and in earshot of a Target store manager)“

called a customer “a worthless trophy wife cum dumpster” in front of her kids

Scion got one big thing right on the original cars: big buttons for the stuff you use and a big volume knob (not dang buttons!)

IMO, like you said it has a lot to do with the tech being shoehorned into different trim levels. I could very easily do without the infotainment system and just have a normal radio, but it’s there at the trim I want on the car I want wether I like it or not. That said, Nav and such are generally consisdered useless by…