I’ve been waiting 25 years to get my revenge on that kid in my school who had to wear a helmet at recess and yelled to himself. This weekend my diabolical plan came together, when I threw an egg at his house. Or the house of someone who has the same name as him anyway.

Behind Mike Glennon at the movie theater?

Nathan Peterman is the name of the kid who wasn’t cool enough for chess club.

Why don’t you ask Sam Taylor-Johnson and her husband? She met him when she was a married woman in her mid 40s, while he was a 19yo actor in one of her movies. I bet you enjoyed her movie 50 Shades of Grey like the rest of the jezebel staff back then. I must have missed the strong cristicism about the age gap and the…

Is it too much to ask fans to just think of it as a different artist drawing the same comic? Like, ok, this artist draws them this way now, but a long time ago, a different artist drew them a different way. Same species, same characters even, but just a different art style or different take by a different artist. I…

Finally, someone managed a complete and total Brexit. 

can dwight fix their myriad locker room problems? i say yes, he can, sir!

use my tweets, bitch 

Chef: MY MOM

I wish I coulda gotten into Community but between Joel McHale, Donald Glover, the dude that played his friend on it, and Chevy Chase it had an unbelievably unlikable cast.

Only if you are returning from the sack of Troy after being lost at sea for many years.

+1 very upset Daenerys

Let’s see if I can explain cricket in the context of baseball.

The key is to keep track of which test you are on prior to heading to the mid-match lunch. If there is too much cucumber on your sandwich, water it down with more gin in preparation for a long afternoon of slogging it. If you encounter any venomous snakes, serve with onion.

She killed a Breen. I thought that much was clear.

This was a lingering question? For that matter where do any clothes in Star Wars come from? I never see any stores. Even Wattu didn’t seem to have any in his junkyard. I just assumed everyone paid the outrageous prices in Imperial Credits to Anovos.

The merger requires approval by the Matter Exchange Commission, a formality, and a vote by shareholders in both galaxies. It will result in very large bonuses being paid to the supermassive black holes at the center of each object and large across-the-board layoffs of stars and nebulae as galactic operations are…

In theaters June of 2020, “I, Mhlengi” starring Michael B. Jordan and the Three Stooges.

Well, of course there are going to be problems when Apple tries to use windows.

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