1 happened to me in college. I fell asleep on the couch reading Lord of the Rings (“Fellowship,” obviously, probably a Tom Bombadil section) at around 4:15p and woke up in total darkness. I semi-panicked, wondered if the power was out, what time it was, where my roommates were, and if the apocalypse and/or our…

How convenient.

I can think of no worse model for running a football team than the modern CEO. Unfortunately, I can think of no more apt analogy for the way the NCAA FBS schools run their programs, with a head coach that has no loyalty to the program, no accountability for its success or lack of it, is able to make millions while his…

Alabama got a bit confused on the 3/5’s compromise...

I don’t know what Trump’s complaining about. It’s just locker room talk.

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

I completely understand that there are people that do not like guns or the culture around it. I’m ok with that because that’s their right and they have a different perspective of things. I believe this communication of perspective is needed. While I want to be understood in my views, I know I need to be better at…

my friends came and crewed me for a 100 mile trail race i did. I wouldn’t say I was hallucinating, but I had my friend inspecting my shoes for rocks* while he said there were none and that I was crazy. Meanwhile, my math irrefutably showed I was not going to be able to finish based on my pace at the time. I was told…

We already did, and Sinbad was in it

“Jeez, Drew. Everyone knows objectifying women is only acceptable if you also link to the cheerleader’s bio that details her educational credentials or professional aspirations. Also, you must include a ‘boss’ button.” - Gregg Easterbrook

The Verizon Center in DC where the Capitals, Wizards and Mystics play is right downtown and surrounded by museums, parks and historical sites.

“I’ll take Inventive Invectives for $800, Alex.”

I would watch the NBA every night if they contracted it to a reasonable amount of just totally stacked teams. Alternatively, cut the season down.

Robin Hobb too.

This is Miami-Dade County’s gift basket to the Marlins.

Holy shit, a Kolvoord Starburst. I thought the Academy banned that!

The Wilpon’s would fall for the Red Wedding twice.

House Wilpon: We Cannot Pay Our Debts

Less impressive than Chris Bosh’s cameo: