They may not have a choice, given that Kyrie has the option.

Man, fuck the Knicks. They spend two decades fucking around and fucking up constantly and now they’re just going to luck into getting two superstars and a top-notch rookie?? Ugh. I know that Knicks fans have been pretty loyal through the dismal decades, but it would really stick in my craw if that happened.

As usual, no one can say that Deadspin passed up an opportunity to shit on the Mets or the Jets. 

And so I must as well. My ears are a wreck but my memory can still hear just fine.

Its an NY based website and presumably many writers are from the area and may have familiarity/interest with the team. Also the Mets have a fairly large fanbase that would read the site and are basically a buffoon team that lends itself nicely to mockery.

Several publishing companies have packaged the Mueller Report along with a few pages of commentary and are selling it for like $10. A few versions have even reached the bestseller list on Amazon. Its possible that whatever automated system Scribd uses matches the text from the free report to whats published in these…

I’d take 9-7 in a heartbeat. Thats already an improvement!

This sent me down a short rabbit-hole of internet research - the whole of Monaco can fit inside Newark fucking Airport!?? 

People were/are so unreasonably pissed about Ed Sheeron on the show. Dude sang a couple lines, said one more line, and then just sat there. Thats it! 

I think at this point, everyone reading it can clue in on how utterly tone-deaf that statement was.

It depends on the angle you’re viewing the black hole, no? If we’re looking at the Intersteller black hole, its like looking at Saturn from the side. We see the ring of matter circling the hole, and the bright ring on the far side of the black hole is gravitationally lensed above and below to form a circle.

The Isles seem like a vagabond team with an amorphous fanbase. My first experience at Barclays was at an Islanders game - my first ever Hockey game - and it was great! I have no frame of reference, so I can’t say whether it could be better or not, but it was fun for me. But Barclays is just way too far for the…

The new Jets uniforms are perfectly fine. They’re not great, but they’re not bad either. But let no one say that an opportunity to shit on the Jets went to waste.

I mean, there were loads of people that just didnt seem interested in it from the very beginning. It was just a story that didnt need to be told. If it were superlatively excellent, then it probably would have done better. But it was a perfectly good movie, so people decided to just catch that when it comes out on…

Hopefully this mitigates any fears Disney had following some of the reaction to TLJ and Solo. The problem was that a Solo film just wasnt needed. They need to make new things in the Star Wars universe, not look inward. 

Personally I hope its a prequel with Weisz and Harbour playing Natasha’s parents, struggling to make ends meet under the harsh Soviet regime. Its a deep character study where their only choice is to give up their only daughter, Natasha (played by a young asian actress), who is subject to the KGB’s grueling training.…

Good lord, man, where do you shop!?

I dunno man, between Pheonix, De Niro, Zazie Beets, and Brian Tyree Henry, the acting is going to be top notch. The trailer makes it seem like it’ll be a well-shot movie, and it looks like it’ll touch on themes of mental illness and poverty. Yeah, we don’t really need an origin story for the Joker, but this looks like…

He’d have to be insane to come onto the Knicks given the way he deals with media. Hell, it’d be a big concern in Brooklyn too if he wants to go there. 

I wonder what he was reading on that card as he took the field in that first video. Does he have a little cheat-sheet on hitter tendencies? Do other players or pitchers have such cards? Is that even allowed??