yer gonna spit out yer eggnog when i tell you Rex Grossman is the man who led his team to an NFC title with nothing but an unleashed dragon and Gator pride

don’t forget undoing whatever the black guy did.

Team doctors placed the odds of Curry returning this week at 3-1.

Final stats. Zero games. One steal.

Alternate headline:

I’m just glad we’re living in a society where standards are changing and that sort of behaviour is no longer acceptable. I suppose I can just hope that current standards hold and my kids grow up in a world where no basketball players spend four years at Kentucky.

“When Rose was with the Knicks last season, he went missing on a game day and was fined by the Knicks.”

He has that and a huge pile of money to fall back on. He probably out-earned his entire class at Memphis and he didn’t graduate.

In that analogy, Swaggy P is the dude with his mobile out yelling “WOOOOOORRRLDSTAAAAAAR!”

If they ever actually fought, I think Russ would literally dismember Durant.

I think the best part is Blake throwing up his arms in disgust after

You’re glad the dude who finally made the franchise relevant is gone? Alright then...

That efficiency is staggering.

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

“Because there’s definitely never been anything quite like the Boogie Cousins-Anthony Davis duo—and if they can’t make it work, there almost certainly never will be again, and that will be a bummer.”

That’s definitely not a papa johns pie in the lede. That looks like a halfway decent za. As opposed to what the hell papa johns calls Pizza.

So in the Popovich/Kerr 2021 administration, do we make Stan Van Gundy the Secretary of State or Ambassador to the UN?

Stevens really is one of the two or three best coaches in the NBA.

Here’s the thing I don’t get — as a Patriots fan, and one who loves Marty.

Like Becca, I would like to apologize to everyone for perpetuating a fraud, as I am neither French nor from Montana.