Just because he might have been the least butt post-defender on the Bucks doesn’t make him not butt. Also, Bucks are 25th in Defensive Rating according to bball reference. Greg Monroe is definitely butt.

There are some really interesting parallels with the Houston/CP3 trade here. “Cranky and ball-dominant” describes both ex-Clipper guards and neither one is demonstrably better at running an offense than the guys they joined up with.

I didn’t know there were milk truthers.

I’m not short I’m a MEDIUM sized boy

Part of that test driver’s brain must have been screaming at the top of its lungs for the whole run.

Every time I read a quote from Kyrie I become more convinced that he never actually set foot in a classroom at Duke

It’s almost as though these owners see their teams as the modern day plantations and their players the modern day cotton pickers. What a surprise!

Why don’t you wait until you’re on the right side of .500 before you start declaring victory.

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

Related: Can any sportswriters predicting the Lakers would make the playoffs in the stacked West be put on a pilotless garbage barge to nowhere in the North Atlantic?

people like dogs?

(Small office company) + (Free tequila tastings)*(Bring your dog to work) = HUGE OFFICE COMPANY

If the NFL crumbles from within because a 49er QB took a knee, I’ll be the smilingest motherfucker on the planet.

This is now the second time in a month that ESPN has fallen on its face while trying to discipline one of its biggest personalities for daring to talk politics on Twitter.

You do realize he took a single game a year ago with Kyrie and Love, right?

Overreaction, Samer. Walsh scored 9 fantasy points last night, which is more than respectable.

If/when Isiah comes back, those bench units with TTT, Frye, Korver, Wade, and Rose will be a dumpster fire on defense, burning hotter than a second LeBron jersey bonfire.

Why won’t anyone pay me $15mil just to go away? I’m VERY annoying.

Ok, if Milwaukee is your idea of hell, then you are going to shit in your britches when you hear about Gary, Indiana.

“Amazon’s New Headquarters Should Be In Hell.”