Ranking Mars two spots higher than Venus is just further proof that Petchesky hates women.

I too blame molly for my excessive thirst.

You think that’s effective? You should try it as a logo...

I 100% will and do discriminate against all trump supporters whenever I can. I won’t hire one, I won’t let any come to my Sunday NFL parties, I’ve cut off a half dozen friends and several family members. Fuck trump supporters. You made your fucking racist bed, enjoy it, motherfucker.

Any excuse to post this....

Most of y’all have probably never heard of this one but Aggravation might be the best board game ever when you’ve got four people playing it. My grandparents had a homemade version of it but it’s a real game (they make it as a 6-player version now which sounds insane). You want to start fights with friends and family…

I like how Mr. Satan doesn’t even break the ice first.

“My fantasy league is named “if your not first your last”. Nobody has ever pointed out the problem. Seems my fantasy brothers suffer from the same affliction as all these random jackasses.”

My name spelled backwards is okenrub, because okenrub mah penis after I write these things.

I know this is outrage-bait. I know this. I am aware that by being outraged, I am absolutely complicit.

DAMN, Burneko...they got you there...

“My name spelled backwards is okenrub, because okenrub mah penis after I write these things.”

Dude, Queens of the Stone Age. OBVIOUSLY their fans are gonna have a leg up on the real Stone Age, right? I mean it’s right there in the title.

Oh, gas v. charcoal - I’m sure this thread will be a calm and reasonable sharing of ideas.

I’m in the middle of wedding planning at the moment and I’d like to start off by saying, fuck this, fuck aaaalllll of this, holy shit kill me.

“But in THEORY, I could drop some pounds and add a couple DECADES to my life expectancy.”

Propane guy: here you go.

In this Trump America, I would have been surprised if Hank Williams Jr. DIDN’T return to MNF.

so many people whose musical opinions i respect insist that i should like queens of the stone age, but i seem to get angry and bored when i hear them, like everyone is playing a joke on me. they’re all in on it and no one will let on.