Samuel L. Jackson not getting nominated for Django Unchained for all the brilliant reasons that you expertly pointed out but Christoph Waltz winning the award for playing a white savior is the US in a nutshell.

“It is an honor just to be nominated, but actually winning is an even bigger honor, motherfucker!”

It’s a “popcorn action role?”  Did you actually see “Pulp Fiction”?

CoD4:MW was amazing. Easily the best IMO.

his self tattoo is one of my all time favorite tattoos.  It’s amazing and it never fails to make me laugh every time I see it.

Like with many gringo versions of Mexican food, there is a counterpart that exists that they referenced. The tlayuda is the original Mexican pizza, they just changed it around to meet their ingredients. 

I think this sucks and I absolutely would have done the same thing. NYT wants to buy me a house for work I’ve already done? Sure thing.

For me, the question is: is the gentleman holding in a fart, or did the lady just rip hot sick ass? I mean, she does look awfully happy...

No, how it works is, my beloved editor asked me if I would like to write this in exchange for money, and I said yes.

The project lead sees nothing wrong with all of this:

Hopefully, they concluded her holiday pies came out evenly baked this year.

There’s only one way the league can properly honor him

In a Hell in the Cell match, at that!

It helps sell that by rhe people around him being wholly unimpressed.

This is the correct answer.

Thank God Uncle Phil was there to give him a hug.

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This is the only mayo hack i do not like!

She’s there. She’s played by John Cena, so you can’t see her.