I too, do not like Call of Dookie. Warzone though! 

Could you imagine a Zonite Device submarine...with claws...that you could mine and fight with!

I’m guessing the next iteration is going to have ocean exploration, similar to Wind Waker.  They already introduced pirates in TotK, so it would fit right into the next game.  

Those games are old to you, not someone who’s buying a PS5 for the first time.

From Kotaku’s “About” page:

If the new Zelda doesn’t look like THIS, I don’t want it:

Chopper tries, but Hera stopped him!

Left out “Glory” and “The Last Samurai”.

Because slavery is illegal.

“...you can tell most of the leadership has the personality/sense of humor of a 12 year old”. 

That’s fair.  Do you remember what it was like to see “New Hope” and it said “Episode IV”?  That must have confused a lot of folks.

To be honest, I prefer “Across” and “Beyond” rather than Pt. 1 and Pt. 2.  Imagine if there was an “Empire Strikes Back Part 1".

Crystal Beam!  It’s an auto aim laser, and you can drop 3 of them!

The A.I. can’t get it right all the time.

...and is pretty good at guitar.

“A long time ago on a planet far, far away...”

Damn!  I hope the shank is okay.

Ha!  That is not what Black Lives Matter is protesting.  BLM is not about the race of the assailants, but the group those assailants belong to.  

Kinda like Super Mario Bros. 2?  This is on par for Mario.