Stop buying the store brand Christmas lights and go with the commercial style. They use regular lamp style cables, you can add outlets in between lights, and the bulbs screw in like regular light bulbs. In past years, I would replace at least half of my store bought lights because the cables were bad or the sockets…

“...covered in the drippings of Spiderman’s leaky web-shooter.”

They’ve replaced The Hulk twice, War Machine once, Spider Man twice, and the entire Fantastic 4. I don’t think you comprehend what “the fans don’t give a damn who plays these characters, just get them on screen” means.

In an outdoor festival type venue during the day, it’s easy to see what’s going on in the crowd. In an arena where they have lights from above pointing down at the stage, the artist can’t see shit.

These will probably never be registered since they’ll be sitting in a crypto mining rig somewhere.

Damn, no need to add salt to a fresh wound.

Ha! You ever try to get a babysitter on Halloween?

“The SVP position was previously held by Doug Bowser, who was promoted to president of Nintendo of America after Reggie Fils-Aime stepped down in 2019.”

Right!  I would have picked Patrice O’neil over Burress.

“The OJ Trial”, “The Lewinski Scandal”, “The George Floyd Case”. They’re named these for a reason. It absolves a certain demographic (sex and race) of responsibility and history.

Went after Andrew Cuomo, Donald Trump, NYPD, and the NRA?!?!  Damn, just run for president already!

Give DJ Pooh more credit please. He co-produced and wrote GTA: San Andreas.

Yeah, kind of reminds me of how the State of Oregon was started:

I mean...people who actually watched the video knows he scratched the screen with a nickel at 2:43.

Uncharted Remastered coming to PC early 2022!?!?

Also, don’t go barefoot in the shower/locker room at the gym! Makes me want to barf every time I see dudes walking around the locker room, shower area, and (grossest of all) the toilet/urinal area barefoot.  Y’all the nastiest of the nasty!

What the quotation marks?  Who are you quoting?

Except the G502 Wireless is $119.99 while the Razer is normally $49.99.  $34 on sale is a damn good price for a brand name copy of a really good mouse.  Only if it came in white...

Except the G502 Wireless is $119.99 while the Razer is normally $49.99.  $34 on sale is a damn good price for a…

“...will be replaced by a ‘generic likeness’”