Warren/Castro has been my dream ticket since the first debate.

That is an untenable position for the general election. As you know, George, I just biked around Lake Michigan, nearly 1,000 miles, through Michigan and Wisconsin, two really important states. Nobody at a diner ran at me and said, take my healthcare away. Nobody. This is — this is reckless as it relates to — and you…

Bleaching his hair didn’t help.

Better than the other hat in his locker.

But will it be completed on schedule?

Soccer snobs reeeeaaallly gotta get over themselves

(even more) watered down Mexican beer. 

Cool, but can we confirm that opposing players are still being doused with undiluted urine?

“This is nothing like the rich, full-bodied Mexican beer I expected!”

Pissed Fans Can't Get Properly Pissed

If corner kicks are meningitis, shootouts are AIDS. Everyone understands this. 

as fuel was never mentioned once in Star Wars

I am a very happy subscriber, The Athletic content is outstanding. I hope they do manage to breakthrough.

I read it wrong, thought “until January 2020" meant it ended then, not through then. Good news!

Trump Tower, seems to be a fitting location.

The battle between Kane and Salah for 2nd place for EPL’s Golden Boot is gonna be intense this year.

Hey, remember that time Deadspin said the men’s team doesn’t support the women’s team?

Victims of “What have you done lately” disease. From the French Revolution up to Napoleon sacrificing half a million soldiers in Russia, The French army were the badasses of Europe. Then came the Franco-Prussian war. Oops. They fought as bravely as anyone in WWI, then along came WWII. Oops again.

So yeah, it’s a…

What makes these white people more privileged than the other white people on here?

Not everything on Jezebel has to be an angst-ridden fever dream. It’s kind of refreshing to read something sweet.