KenM sends his regards.

There should be one and only one USMNT jersey, the Waldo.

Do they look better or worse than these people using these contraptions to watch Arnold Palmer?

As someone who grew up in New Hampshire, getting in a car with a bunch of white people and driving around aimlessly sounds like pretty much every weekend evening of my high school life.

Guillain Barre Syndrome must always be a consideration.

I didn’t know Pepsi was so good for head wounds.

It’s early but I’m wondering where Danny Ainge’s trade of the number one pick this year will be ranked in the history of great trades when all is said and done.

Injury OK, but “Adu-ing” is not happening to Pulisic. Adu never sniffed the galaxy of soccer Pulisic currently operates in.

This is Felger’s wife.

What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior.

No you fuck off. I’ve known him since he was in his mother’s womb and I invented the game of soccer. YOU CAN’T TOP THAT MOFO!

Yes you are correct, you are a solipsist.

He’s playing well in the EPL. But nice hot take.

This situation would have unfolded significantly better if Mr. Doran had the right to carry a concealed weapon.

I did the same thing, only it was last November when the three most important Patriots (Kraft, Belichick, Brady) decided to inject themselves into the Presidential election (I guess Do Your Job only applies to the little people) and sided with a racist, bigoted, serial sexual abuser.

It’s kind of shocking, because those dudes seem so trustworthy.

That was better than I thought it would be.

The team in 94 did remarkably well. Tying Sweeden, beating Columbia and losing to eventual champions Brazil only 1-0.

Nope. I’m going to go on hating the fuck out of those people.