Guillain Barre Syndrome must always be a consideration.

I didn’t know Pepsi was so good for head wounds.

It’s early but I’m wondering where Danny Ainge’s trade of the number one pick this year will be ranked in the history of great trades when all is said and done.

Injury OK, but “Adu-ing” is not happening to Pulisic. Adu never sniffed the galaxy of soccer Pulisic currently operates in.

This is Felger’s wife.

What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior.

No you fuck off. I’ve known him since he was in his mother’s womb and I invented the game of soccer. YOU CAN’T TOP THAT MOFO!

Yes you are correct, you are a solipsist.

He’s playing well in the EPL. But nice hot take.

This situation would have unfolded significantly better if Mr. Doran had the right to carry a concealed weapon.

I did the same thing, only it was last November when the three most important Patriots (Kraft, Belichick, Brady) decided to inject themselves into the Presidential election (I guess Do Your Job only applies to the little people) and sided with a racist, bigoted, serial sexual abuser.

It’s kind of shocking, because those dudes seem so trustworthy.

That was better than I thought it would be.

The team in 94 did remarkably well. Tying Sweeden, beating Columbia and losing to eventual champions Brazil only 1-0.

Nope. I’m going to go on hating the fuck out of those people.

The country with the largest number of children playing soccer is the United States. https://www.forbes.com/sites/allenstjohn/2014/06/26/the-soccer-mom-paradox-or-why-american-kids-play-soccer-but-only-watch-at-world-cup-time/#17ce712f2352

Did you predict the Red Wedding? If so you are a savant.

If the ex was craving your attention you should have tried to work in a threesome with your new girlfriend. If that didn’t work out then you could blow her off confident that you maximized that relationship’s usefulness.

That team should be more aptly named “Back to the Future 3" instead of “Back to the Future.”

But those statement are both true.