The worst part about this is that this will make Jim Nantz a fucking hero with tight ass golf enthusiasts. After a week of engaging in tax fraud and insider trading the only thing that soothes the conscience of these pricks is enforcing golf rules like a bunch of Nazis.

I think Aaron is indicating this story made him cry.

That right there is some David Broder/Ron Fournier both-siderism bullshit.

I’ve always thought Sloth from The Goonies deserved this type of recognition. Better than a star on Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Eighth or ninth favorite sport is laughable.

Agree. A core of Pulisic, Hyndman, CCV, Brooks is promising. The players who might shine in 2026 are around fourteen years old right now.

Well things are improving, and cynicism and contrarian hot takes is the go to mantra since Slate and online journalism began in 1996.

He just signed an extension with Dortmund through 2020 and is publicly on the record stating how much he loves his situation there. I think he and his family realize this. Of course that won’t stop Dortmund selling him if the price is right. But he is unique because having the first great American in your club has to…

Didn’t Donovan thrive in England for Everton? Why couldn’t he stick there?

Nowhere does he imply or assume everyone in a red state is a dumb redneck. The fact that you immediately jumped to that conclusion just proves you are an overly sensitive snowflake. Mostly we’re just judging the south based on the evil morons you send to Congress like Ted Cruz and Louis Gohlmert. If we could cast of…

Have you ever been to Vermont? There is a reason the one issue Bernie is a hypocrite on is all the NRA shit.

I’m one of your most loyal readers but I live in New England and love it. You are now dead to me. YOU eat shit.

Full disclosure: I’m a former Patriots fanboy (since the Grogan years) who abandoned them because the holy triumvirate of Kraft, Belichick and Brady decided that the 2016 election was THE time to abandon their supposedly iron-clad “Do Your Job” mentality and insert themselves into the national political debate. They…

I thought cupcakes were passé now? If so they should have had Broadway Joe present them to really complete the metaphor.

This video doesn’t hold a candle to this:

Is this a joke?

They play very different positions.

I thought Ramos moved on and I don’t remember the last time I saw Park on the pitch. Also I imagine that BVB sees their recent signing of Sweedish wonderkid Alexander Isak as a potential replacement for Auba.

If they want that room to provide comfort and rest they are going to have to find away to handle the suffocating smell of all the player’s farts?

A lot of indecision about whether or not to pull that Gagne sweater off and start going to town.