Don’t let this little act fool you, Abe is a far right nationalist who downplays Japanese war crimes. He is not a good man.

You would think this national embarrassment would lead to no one ever hiring a Brazilian pool boy again, but my stay at home wife STILL thinks Gabriel is just irreplaceable. sheesh.

If you’re going to argue that Rose was a first class heel, and that being a heel made watching him play enjoyable you can’t also get upset when someone tells the guy to eat shit. Here’s the thing, I agree with you! Heels make watching sports fun, and it’s even better when they can play the game well. Pete Rose is an…

“Few people seem to care about our sport. What’s the move here?”

The last pass of day by a quarterback not named Taylor or Jones was intercepted by a player wearing a jersey with the absolute value of -50.

The reigning world champion, the excellently named Wellington Jighere,

I mean, you fuck one goat and they call you a goat fucker.

Wait, she suplexed them? Isn’t she supposed to be eviscerating them? Gah! Women these days!

Yes you giant baby

Bonus points for this, as you'll wake up surrounded by drunk, festive-smelling mountain lions.

Bonus points for this, as you'll wake up surrounded by drunk, festive-smelling mountain lions.

Go ahead and laugh, like you don't think that would work.

Don’t go to Vegas

Karl trying to frame this as management not supporting him when he tried to force a Cousins trade before ever coaching a game (and after promising not to get involved in personnel decisions) is precious.

THESE RAMS, I CALL THEM TIMOTHY DALTON IN THE ROCKETEER, BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY JUST WON BIG BUT THEY’RE GONNA CRASH AND BURN IN L.A.

Holy crap have you seen all of the “Steph Curry is ruining youth basketball because kids are trying to play like him” crap?

That’s fucking nonsense. LeBron, even when winning, is universally derided for being a me-first player, even when he’s being statistically magnanimous.

If for one minute, you think that Larry Bird and Kevin McHale aren’t some sort of whitewashed purist paragon of grit, hustle and perseverance over personal statistics and cash-laden contracts, you haven’t been paying attention. Or you’ve just been hanging out with an insular group of very knowledgeable basketball fans…

Because thats what his familys original name was.
Its ok to make fun of things people were born with as long as you dont like them! That is the culture of left wing acceptance.

The 0-3 Cardinals have struck out a combined 37 times in their three losses.

Clickbait whiners are the new highlight truthers.