Look how cute Otto the skateboarding dog is.

The NBA’s follow-up statement that they were going to “Nip this in the bud” was definitely short-sighted, in my opinion.

I’m here in St Louis, and my boss announces to the group around us “Gary Pinkel announced his retirement for health reasons: lack of backbone! Ha!”

Seriously, fuck this whole state.

Yeah, this looks like a big piece of shit.

Welp. fantasy sports players are requesting selfies with @darrenrovell.

There was no reason to fire malone. He was doing reasonably well and Cousins liked him. That’s literally all you can ask for.

That is not a real bunny.

He is right. Hatin’ on people solely because they are in the “different” category of women-beating misanthropes *is* discrimination. It is, however, *permissible* discrimination. So suck it, shitbag.

I hope this leaves those kids with an important principle for the rest of their lives: Eat the Rich.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

Yes the Rubin Kazan is making the headlines all over the world. I make the predictions that the club will become champions league champion in the next few years. We have the talents to make a push for league winner and european glory next to the greats of europe such as Bayern Munchen and Barcelona. For your…

I don’t know, I think I can finally put my political science degree to good use.

Which is somehow save for a few tracks, his weakest solo effort in my estimation. I kind of wish he had spent another few months after Southeastern honing a few of those songs. But yeah, still miles ahead of most of the CMA dreck. See also: Niki Lane.

This is honestly the most human thing I think the man’s ever done. He looks uncomfortable just walking around, usually.

That’s ... that’s a woman. Is that not a woman?

MLS would be more tolerable if I didn’t constantly have their fans non-stop trying to sell me on how great it is. I go to AA baseball sometimes. Nobody tries to tell me how in 5 years it’ll rival MLB. MLS fans on the other hand are like sports Scientologists.

Really? How much does it cost to make a pachinko machine?

For when the One Sports Network comes

Winning is also anathema to Mark Shapiro’s way of doing business.