That threw me until I realized Tom, in this situation, is a white guy.

This reminds me of advice I got from a black friend before going to Caribana, she said:

AND, you might get in your feelings over the shit-talking, because James isgoing to call you a bitch. He always does that.

Well Iggy. There is only one way out of this. You have to toss Swaggy P, adjust the accent and do a record with Toby Keith and Kid Rock at Sturgis next year in a confederate flag bikini. Pop didnt want you and hip hop lost interest. Time for to take Country by Storm.

I can’t stand his stuff ever since he talked about “hate fucking a slut with a chainsaw” because “he’s him” and who could say no to that. Seriously. That's like something the villain in a Darren Aronofsky movie would say.

Personally, i dont think the radio is the place to talk about your personal issues with someone thats part of your team...

I’m looking forward to Deadspin’s next breaking-news report on how the sun rises in the east.

If you’ll allow me to be an asshole pedant (Is there any other kind?), nobody in Boston has ever called someone from South Boston a “Southie.” You’re from Southie; you’re not a Southie.

...imagine if the local newspapers reported on your mother’s Facebook posts...

Instead of watching the debate I made chocolate covered pretzels with home made candied bacon bits and I feel like I made the right choice for me and my family (me looking at myself in a mirror)

I refuse to watch CNN. I’m a raging lefty, yes. But when you watch Fox News at least they’re consistently up to something and open about it. You know exactly what you’re getting yourself into. CNN is just pathetically moronic. Its not that I have any political disagreement with them. Its just that its so stupid, its…

CNN: Correcting & deleting earlier tweet and correcting story: Ahmed Mohamed was arrested but not accused of making a bomb

It appears that the problem is spreading across the world.

Only when your flight gets delayed.

So easy, a girl can do it!

“WHAT AN AMAZING GOAL!!!”

She’s awesome at everything except holding for applause. If that’s the only thing you’re bad at, and it comes up ever, you’re doing quite well.

how exactly is this supposed to flatten my belly?

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