Buffalo Wild Wings’ hot sauce can’t melt steel beams

The Concourse is now actually like an actual stadium concourse. full of fucking idiots who bought a ticket, but can’t hold their attention span long enough for the game.

It probably is. Using “paw” is completely fine; using “paw” and then saying that the ocean withdraws the paw by inhaling is bad metaphoring.

Fuck everyone else, I like what you’re doing here Albert.

He just seems like the kinda guy who has bedsheets made of deli paper.

I’m not a 49ers fan, but I want so badly for Jim Tomsula to inexplicably win every game he coaches because I look at his story, his oddjobs, his demeanor, the fact that he’s had to sleep in his car and how he responded to Aldon Smith’s release and I see someone who legitimately deserves to have good things…

I know that driving home from the game after you got ejected sucks, but you really shouldn’t browse the internet on your phone while you’re driving.

All kidding aside (and I do think Jim Tomsula is a font of silly quotes), he seems like a basically decent guy who has been promoted past his level of competence. So I guess yay that he is a head coach, but too bad that he’ll be the scapegoat when this talent-poor team with a horrible owner fails.

This is about as grim a post as we’ve ever run on the site, but it made me really, really hungry for chicken and broccoli, even after having eaten a perfectly fine and satisfying dinner. Hungry enough to order some.

In a few weeks we’ll find out Kostek is actually 40 cans of Bud Light in a wig.

Samantha Bee had an excellent response to this

I’m pretty sure that he’s an Australian sheepdog who saved a faerie godmother from certain death and when she asked him how she could repay him he said, “Make me a human man.”

I was going to say the exact same thing. People with any kind of a code do not sleep with someone else’s spouse.

I'd say that not knowingly sleeping with a married person is part of the social contract.

I’m hoping to build that into the hen do. This is the same guy who said that lesbians all tend to look the same (read: butch) and said that I was lucky to have the ‘luxury’ of being disabled and routinely bed-bound because I got to lie around in bed all day. I think his brain is lacking some vital thinkamins.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING SHIT

My friend’s fiancé was once like ‘Hohoho, if you rape a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting, hohoho’ and I practically shouted ‘It’s rape, sex with someone who does not or cannot consent is rape, please stop talking immediately’.

As a ghost, though...

Jet fuel can’t melt steelletos