Also, it looks like school just got out and there are kids around the street... What a dick, certainly shouldn’t be driving.

The last two Saturday parties would have been fantastic anywhere else in the country. It sucks to waste good ole college times on mormons.

Just because you took an abstinence pledge doesn't mean you get to force it on others.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

Anytime I went out to eat with a group of church people, my tip had to instantly go to 30 percent. It’s the only way I could leave without feeling utterly disgusted.

Tupac is in fact alive.

same

Oh horseshit.

There is a happy ending however. I found out two years after this incident that Ryan was fired for bullying every female customer that went to that store.

Just as predicted. Call me Nostrodamus.

The Broad City FB page already shared this article (from another site) with the tagline “ <3 you Nat “ — she won! I would love to be made fun of by BC, then be upset about it and have Abbi and Illana say “<3 you” to ME!

Natalie Portman is a sly fox who is publicly saying this to have Abbi and Ilana come to her first, and from there springboard into an intense cool-girls-only best friends trio. It’s her dream, and she’s gunning for it.

Cause we all know that if Portman went to Abbi and Ilana first, wide-eyed and hopeful for…

There is a happy ending however. I found out two years after this incident that Ryan was fired for bullying every female customer that went to that store.

The idea that we had a war on drugs while a single piece of rape evidence sat on a shelf somewhere. It’s sick.

This article is complete shit. You really have no idea when Mayweather will retire. As long as there’s a woman to be beaten and a child to be restrained, Floyd will never stop fighting.

“People are taking a joke out of context, it was just a couple of guys messing around, they saw the [clothing], and jokingly put it on.”

Congratulations Eloise, you’ve just discovered the diseased heart of modern e-progressivism: no one “tone policies” like the people who invented the term “tone policing.”

So many amazing and thoughtful ideas in this post, yet everyone is focusing on her weight and how she thinks of herself as fat (which she says IS NOT A BAD THING). Way to miss the point.

1. Well, this comment section predictably turned into missing the forest for the trees as everyone scrambled to determine if the author is or is not properly fat.