The Raven who threw the punch will be cut on Monday. Not for punching someone, but for not doing it in an elevator as team policy dictates.

Rousey has the same effect on men

Aha! We finally discovered Olivia Munn’s talent: making Aaron Rodgers look like he has a personality.

It should also be noted that Munn attended all the Packers’ home games last year, in which Green Bay went undefeated. She didn’t attend the NFC Championship game, though. Call her the Reverse Jessica Simpson.

Take them to school, dipshit.

It really is nice that it seems like there’s no bridge people aren’t willing to cross in order to call Roger Goodell an asshole.

“Machines are gonna fail and the system’s gonna fail...then, survival. Who has the ability to survive? That’s the game - survive.”

There’s a lot of fakes. There are dozens of emails from the whitehouse.gov domain, which doesn’t even host emails. White House people use the “eop.gov” for their emails.

Well, how is he supposed to know if he did anything wrong if someone doesn’t beat the shit out of him first?

Yeah, fuck you, Dave!

I asked my fiance this and she responded

Does the stylebook not address this?

Running for student council at any level.

My list of additional places to Trump so far

Purposely trolling a practice for a fake thing that probably won’t matter to begin with needs to be known as ‘Trumping”.

I’d be much more sympathetic to the team that threw the game if they weren’t so lazy about it. If you’re going to do it, at least put a little effort into making it look good.

Marshall Henderson waiting years to reply to an old Erin Andrews tweet has to be up there

Your hot taker hot took without consequence.