My favorite part is Suarez coming in to play peacemaker about 30 seconds in, running in to nip things in the bud.
Tried to make Messi pay his taxes, I’m assuming.
“The dress is white and gold.”
Roger Goodell and Ted Wells are apparently the only two humans with college degrees who can’t understand what an utter fucking piece of shit that Exponent report is from a data analysis standpoint. It’s not a case of esoteric angels-on-the-head-of-a-pin theorems at play, either — it’s BASIC fucking principles of the…
Q. Yo, Tawmmy, how many Bahston teams won championships in the last ten years?
I’ve read the appeal cover to cover. Brady is of course a slick, dynamic protagonist, who’s resourceful and practical in a pinch, but I can’t help but think that he’s a little shallow. I mean, when I broke up with my girlfriend Sally this summer I didn’t throw my phone away or anything, I just deleted her contact.
Hahahahaha! That’s funny.
I’m no expert on the law, but could he win the case if he can show he killed the five hookers based on his religious beliefs?
Guillermo Rigondeaux—El Chacal, or The Jackal—is by far the greatest fighter in the world today. He may be the…
Other things Ronaldo does not give a fuck about:
Weights are off. Ronda fights at 135 and Cyborg at 145. Cyborg said she can’t cut to 135.
Thank you for introducing me to the concept of a “whoreclown.” My act at the children’s hospital was getting a little stale.
I’d rather be knocked out by Rousey.
If you need to leave a boring business meeting, shit your pants. #lifehack
While we’re at it, can we stop calling tips “hacks”?!?!
I will never forgive the person that started the Starbucks secret menu website. It made my time there hell. I had so many people look at me like I was an idiot when I didn’t know what went in a banana split frappicino or a birthday cake one. No. Stop. Order off the damn menu that already has like 50 options and stop…
John Lennon was in Creed?
“Did someone say ‘wet bread’? I would love to eat some wet bread and pack more unsightly pounds onto my massive frame”