I’m sorry, how can we know for sure that Beijing has already “won” the 2022 Games? Their aerial skiers haven’t even been born yet!

Just the perfect Deadspin comment right here. Misspelt, unfunny, and inaccurate.

#notallhumans

He says he is all innocent and shit but yah, this wasn’t a legal hunt. I don’t really have a problem with it if the animal is sanctioned and a known problem animal. I’ve read stories, not about lions but actually water buffalo, becoming a nuisance. Fine. If the animal is hurting people then I won’t sweat it.…

Nice try communists but no amount of public shaming can make me feel bad for the time I paid a cool million dollars to strangle a Leprechaun.

G O O D.

This piece of shit is a poacher. This wasn’t a sanctioned hunt. He paid bribes to bag this lion. And he’s paid fines before for poaching. He doesn’t give A FUCK. How he hasn’t been jailed and why he was ever allowed to keep a trophy, I just don’t understand.

Plus, Marchman would probably misidentify him as Stevie Wonder.

If Zimbabwe wants to extradite Walter Palmer to be prosecuted for what looks like several crimes here, let’s hope the US gives him up without a peep. Looks like they’re already prosecuting the local people involved:

I’m a hunter, and I know I always feel the proudest when I use bait to lure an animal that I have no intention of eating and that has become acclimated to being in the presence of people (which removes any sport in it) nominally outside a protected area for the sole purpose of counteracting the shame of my shockingly…

Can’t even make that shitty argument here, as he bribed people to obtain access to the lion. It’s one thing when you pay a park or conservation group who then use the funds to improve the habitat (still a gross thing to do, just donate the fucking money, you don’t need to kill a rhino), but that didn’t happen here.

Maybe when someone has been locked in a basement their whole lives, you shouldn’t be taking Kimmy Schmidt to the sandwich shop first thing.

These massive block quotes of what he said are completely out of context.

Fellow denizen, you have perfectly expressed the general sentiment. Right. There. With. You. I recently moved out of Mansion Flats ahead of getting priced out - I wanted to move on my own terms while there were still parts of the central city that hadn’t yet been inflated in price and I am bitter about it. Fuck that…

That episode now threatens to blight the one thing about his mayoral reign that most townies agreed was a positive.

So he’s essentially basketball’s answer to Joe Morgan.

(Buffalo Wild Wings reference)

I read a really funny comment once (unfortunately, I do not remember the name of the commenter) who claimed that he was Jewish and uncomfortable with the term “PC Master Race” and thought we should instead use the term “the Chosen Gamers.”

This is a very bad opinion.

Yes. The movie’s understanding of geek culture stops in 1984.