2 pm? Y'all started the week off with a "fuck it" over the whole Conde Nast thing, and have carried it all the way through. Cheers!

Not only is “The Warriors” the rare film about New York that actually gets New York geography correct (down to the fact that Union Square Station is exactly where a gang would decide that roller skates were actually a totally practical means of transportation,) it is also a thinly veiled tribute to Xenephon’s…

Anti-Jeter is a bad thing?!

Don’t we all kind of want Wes Welker to stop for his own health? Wes, it’s cool; we like you and you can just do Molly and go to horse races for the rest of your life.

this is what happens when old people discover molly. there’s no way they’d get to brush up against strangers all night at a rave without lookin like narcs.

He’s an inventor designer who watches Orange is the New Black and sells drugs in the bathroom at St. Louis Cardinals games.

His girl on the side is actually on the side

I think the title is sufficient. The rest is just piling on.

You know what? Fuck Panama. During the qualification for the last world cup, to get into the hex, Canada went down to Panama for a game.

uh, it wasn’t “internet troll banter” you moron. it was rape gifs and gore porn, which nobody wanted to see, and it was targeted at jezebel b/c of their politics. the greys are stupid, but don’t lie about what happened.

Well, in this kind of situation, they have to get serious. This is where they need to look at the more established sports and emulate their punishments.

Maybe this is where the United States tops out in soccer for a little while, as a near-automatic World Cup qualifier that is no threat to advance deep into the tournament.

IDK, maybe we just aren’t very talented.

No, you can’t lose to Jamaica. Not if we fancy ourselves a real football country.

Jesus, first we lost to Canada in basketball (dafuq?) and then again in baseball( double dafuq?). Now we’re losing to Jamaica in soccer? I realize it’s soccer but these are supposedly the best soccer players we have. They’re not DIII players which we can (partially) excuse. What a terrible week for the US in…

If we’re gonna be honest, this shouldn’t have been that surprising. We were outplayed for most of the Honduras match and barely could scrape a goal against Haiti.

I’ve said it before and I’ll repeat myself: Klinsmann is a cartwheeling, monorail-selling charlatan. We simply aren’t any better, and four years is plenty of time to have improved. He may be a good fit in a development position, but he just isn’t head coach material

Kevin, this is a very well measured and reasonable post. I'm sorry you will have to stop being a U.S. Soccer fan now.

I sometimes don’t think people without kids or experience living day to day with kids realize the selection bias involved with children in public places. I have two very active and opinionated boys. This means we rarely go out to eat with them. It sucks, frankly, as restaurants were a major social activity for my…