“Ah, the homeless period,” he says. “Everyone makes it out to be a bad thing, but it really wasn’t.”

“One lady sliced my shit paper-thin...”

Until I hear a call that goes like “OK, cut the red wire, then disconnect the detonator from the timer” or “Press down on the wound, then extract the bullet quickly”, I don’t wanna hear it.

As a single male living in America (who is fairly affluent, and not necessarily the most thirsty guy out there.... maybe), I can say I would absolutely 100% marry Taylor Swift. That sort of short-sightedness is a staple to my entire way of living life.

That’s a married bear that tried to hire a gay prostitute! He’s not a good bear!

Despicable comment, Minions aren’t cats.

I’m lucky enough to be in this weird state in my life where I have zero interaction with these minions. It feels real, real good y’all.

How do we know the Minion wasn’t the one to push her out in the first place? WAKE UP AMERICA!!!

More senseless outings by Gawker Media.

“The account was true and well-reported. It concerns a senior business executive at one of the most powerful media companies on the planet.”

Are you going to out Dewey next?

I wasn’t surprised garbage like that got posted to the Gawker front page, they’re a sleazy tabloid. It was disappointing to see it promoted by Deadspin.

Yeah! How will they know when to change the ribbons in their typewriters!?

God forbid people act like friends in a workplace. That could lead to all manner of horrible outcomes. People might work together and develop more positive emotional health!

No, we should keep doing it the old way, where most working people suffer from some crippling addiction.

“grrrr!!! get these gosh darn millenials off my lawn!”

But you certainly can’t argue that Simmons’ management of Grantland was really successful, can you? By all reports I’ve seen he was pretty beloved as a boss, and they did really good and interesting work under his leadership. If that’s what “treating them like friends” produces, then why would someone change that for…

Are you on your front lawn right now holding yourself up w/ a walker and shouting at a firehydrant?

Maybe a new boss will keep those Grantland whippersnappers off my damn lawn.

Yes, because if there’s one thing older professionals handle well, it’s change in the workplace.

I can’t tell if this post is serious. I tend to read basically everything on Grantland, even if I’m not super interested in the topic, but Hyden seems pretty awful. I think its partially because its impossible to be a music critic without sounding like an asshole, but I think the other part is that he just sucks.