When are you going to apologize for the rest of your crap opinions, Bob Costas?

oh fuck off.

Genuinely teared up watching this video as she started quoting scripture. You’re a hero, Bree.

Fucking Cardinals fan.

Pool bear, Winnie the Pool bear!

This from a man who defended bears in the past.

I think Adequate Man just had a post this week about how to procure hookahs, legal or not.

Jerk.

Looks like somebody’s got a case of the Mudiays.

“What’s better than having Bargnani on this team? Having TWO Bargnanis on this team. I call that my Bargnani metric, nerds.”

An NBA franchise adrift fell under the sway of the oldest siren song of the draft, running her hard-earned lottery pick aground as she reached for the “upside” shoals of a 7-foot EuroMantis. It’s a tragic tale as old as the Lottery herself.

“Zero Ways in Which Any Draft Pick Results In The Knicks Winning More Than 25 Games in 2015-2016”

Frederic Weis may still be available. Maybe he has a son whom they could draft.

So in these vanfulls of snacks, were there many cold cuts? I hear that Jeremy doesn’t like those.

Barry’s is clearly taking the day off leaving his cat to cover for him as Deadspin editor. You are not fooling anyone, Catty Petchesky.

This is a glorious amalgam of interests!

This is the greatest twitter account in world history. And that includes every Donald Trump parody.