The defense has been amazing, our center backs have been among the best I have ever seen, from any team of either gender. But Ellis elected to basically not have a functioning multilevel midfield based on roster selection. She focused on a squad with attacking and set piece talent and holding and defensive mids were…

The only thing stupider than trying to trade Cousins is going to other players and trying to convince them that Cousins is the problem.

How amazing would it be if all of those crimes were committed/caused by the same male?

Rob’s ankle was broken during the wrestling portion of the match

You’ve got a typo in your comment. You said something about “country’s best club” and your URL points to the website of some minor-league team on Long Island.

Not sure I could love this comrade more.

I don't usually delight in the demise of other people's relationships, but I am so happy and relieved that Charlize ditched that piece of shit.

I have a dear friend who was ghosted. It was one of the cruelest things I’ve ever seen and it took so much longer to recover that I think it would have from a “regular” breakup.

Hooray for Charlize!

Lock him and Marlins Guy in a room and tell them you’re not opening the door until one of them is dead. Then shoot whichever one comes out.

When the reporter turned to Marshawn and asked him what his mother’s influence meant to him, he answered “I’m thankful”.

Q. Thoughts on next season?

Shirt-blindness is a side-effect of paternity

Where are those Rhodesian and apartheid era South African flags?

While walking to my car at lunch in Northeast PA, seething over this whole disgusting mess, I passed by a truck with a confederate flag plate in the front spot. I wanted to vomit right on the fucking hood. It’s like driving around with a goddamn swastika on your car. But at least Nazis don’t pretend the flag is a…

Traitorous rag.

will chip in for gas / lighter fluid