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But didn’t OG Connery fans think Craig was a Gen X fuckboy when he was announced? At some point you just get old and the current Bond is younger than you. I didn’t think it would also happen to me :(

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I just rewatched S1 over the last two nights.

Has Bond not always been a fuckboy though?

The Man with the Golden Bun

They can be found out there, I guess.

I’m going to get monumentally stoned and then go see this in imax. I hope I die from sensory overload 

Pi blew me away when I saw it as a youngster.

Oh this really, really hurts. Genuinely fantastic show, one of the best comedies from the last few years. The fact that so many vapid franchise shows reign supreme and wonderfully artful shows like this get canned is heartbreaking and portentous of television’s future, metrics be damned. Long live Tati. :’(

They hit a home run when they cast Tony Todd.

You have to remember that now the AV Club is written by and for people who need a “five burning questions” slideshow before and after every single episode of House of the Dragon. People who are baffled by the continued existence of shower curtain rings. People who are fucking pumped for Matthew Perry’s new book.

I remember when A.V. Club was written by and for people who would never watch a reality show in a million years

I’d much rather watch a reality show about Gul Dukat, honestly. 

Hey, I resemble that remark. But I don’t care about the Kardashians.

How come no one ever wants to talk about the brutal Kardashian occupation of Bajor? 

These decades-later sequels do nothing for my nostalgia other than remind me of the inevitable creep of time, and thus end up more depressing than enjoyable

Well put. Of course talent is the bottom line, but an upbringing in the arts, rubbing elbows with others in that artistic community, with name recognition that’ll get you into the good performing academy, and financial backing that allows you to fully invest yourself in pursuing roles...all those things are definable

The insane amount of actors who just so happen to be related to other previous actors strongly disagrees with you.

This is really the wrong take with Xena. They weren’t trying to fuck with the lesbians. They were giving them as much subtext as they could, because it was the 90s and that’s the best they could do. Unfortunately, yeah, that involved some “no-homo” but even still they sure got a lot of queer intimacy in that show