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If I’ve learned one thing from Gray’s Anatomy, and I am for sure this is 100% true because why would a medical drama soap lie about anything, it’s that right before people die they get a super burst of energy for just long enough to have one more poignant scene with the main characters who hadn’t gotten on Shonda’s

It was mostly on Black twitter, not surprised that folks around here weren’t aware of it and don’t seem to grasp it, really. This article leaves out that crucial context: it wasn’t the internet in general that went in on Zoe Kravitz, it was Black people specifically and I think knowing that helps frame her

You’re in a thread full of dudes. You’re not going to get them to understand that while domestic violence is never cool, the threat it poses it to men is not equal to the threat it poses to women.

Your step-by-step guide to talking to the police:

The difference is people need cars a hell of a lot more than they need guns. Putting an end to our “car-domiated society” sounds pretty extreme. From a population standpoint, and from a geographical standpoint, stuffing everyone into public transportation is impractical. But I agree about speed governors, which seems

Where I come from, these responses are called being human beings.

This happens all the time. Writers add this stupid dialog for the audience. I call it “techsplaining”

ok, thank you. i was honestly questioning whether i’ve been using it wrongly for the last x-number of years.

hoi polloi doesn’t mean “the rich”, it means “the people”, as in rabble, the common man, etc.

"What a self-centered, heartless attitude this displays."

"Looking traumatized, Billy Ray!"
"Feeling traumatized, Louis!"

Trying to collect the blood of Lenses to hypothetically trigger another departure? doomsday cult/more terroristic guilty remnant?

Wrong Durst.

Inner monologue:

I'm glad you mentioned this as I was going to post something very similar. For a while now I've been thinking that everything EXCEPT the sudden departure can be explained away as coincidence that bears the illusion of something mysterious or other worldly. For sure there are some biggies in there as well - Kevin's

I choose to believe the music in that scene was diegetic.

Keeping Jesus out of the loop is what I call a Dick Move. I mean I get not telling those little suck up angels. But dude you should be honest with your kid.

Well the dogs infiltrated the government, and you can't really expect a well reasoned response from dogs.

god my first thought was "oh no, Kevin!". My second was "how in the hell did they convince the HBO insurance guy it would be OK to have an actor suffocate himself?" Like, how the fuck did that conversation go?

So I'm not the only one that gets pretty stoned to watch this show then?