It was Dave Attell’s 145th funniest joke in his special 20 years ago. If it’s Matt Rife’s opener, Matt Rife is struggling.

This joke is stolen/rewritten a Dave Attell joke from twenty years ago, which Attell told ironically (as he did all his jokes; the joke was he was a huge loser), and Rife does not (Rife thinks he is the best human on the planet).

Interesting. TheAutomator can and will be bad at trolling and nobody will care. Interesting.

What do you mean wasn’t popular at release? It had 8 million preorders. It sold another 5 million in its first month. It was incredibly popular at release.

I mean, this woman is. All streamers of all gender identities are.

Just cut myself on how edgy this comment is, hope I don’t get tetanus.

There is no such thing as a “relevant” conversation about online cult of personality grifters.

I like these articles about online cult of personality grifters because I’m not sure which online cult of personality grifters are good online cult of personality grifters and which are bad online cult of personality grifters oh wait they are all bad online cult of personality grifters.

All dude respect.

I list this forum character where you take 115 words to repeat a not-funny two-word joke. It’s a hat on a hat but it works.

She’s 21, a child of privilege, and became famous when she was a teen. 21 year olds in general are dumb as a bag of hammers, and the other two push her expected intellect even deeper into that bag.

Everyone judges everyone but it’s inarguable that acceptable body types for male celebrities--mattering on the type of audience that celebrity is targeting--are much more broad than those of female celebrities.

You can connect a PS5 controller to an iOS or Android device via Bluetooth. I play occasionally PS5 games with the PS5 controller on my iPad while my partner watches a streaming show via the smart TV’s apps.

> What I care about is them being honest.

> Guardians was still seen as a massive disappointment.

Blaming this on critics is so fanboyish it’s ridiculous. Worse-reviewed Marvel movies have done better box office. Your straw man is imaginary.

If you don’t need to see Ms. Marvel / Wandavision / Secret Invasion then call it Captain Marvel 2, not The Marvels. The title (and the marketing) implies the homework, not the critics.

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It’s not a mystery. It’s a sequel to a movie that is nobody’s favortie, featuring three characters that are nobody’s favorites, with the implict need to have watched two TV series which even the biggest Marvel fans are getting burned out on. The first Captain Marvel movie was a much easier sell since it was an origin…

The panedmic changed movie-going habits that were already changing. People aren’t just going to go to whatever the big new movie is each weekend like they used to. The studios had a pretty solid 3-decade run where they were able to effectively open anything in summer or Thanksgiving-to-Christmas season and make money…