In true-blue Denver of all places, well outside her district.

How I Met Your Mother is a bigger credit, she was part of the central five-person ensemble for the entire run, as opposed to being a supporting character for not-the-whole-run of Buffy.

I always assume the people I’ve never heard of are from reality shows. I am never incorrect.

Apologize to them.

Apologize to them.

So you agree with them, you dolt. They made the decision thinking it would make them money.

So you’re saying Microsoft made Starfield an exclusive knowing it would lose them money in the long run?

Um... a loss leader works because it... brings more profits to a company (in the long run). Otherwise they would never do it.

Music nerds hate when a band doesn’t “evolve.” Yet fans of those “stagnant” bands know what they like and want what they like. Does every Bad Religion album sound roughly the same? Sure. Is that sounds good? If you like, it, it’s good.

USED TO BE a piece of shit.

Cigar. Horn-rimmed glasses. Slicked-back hair. Glass house. White Ferrari. Live for New Year’s Eve. Sloppy steaks at Truffoni’s. Big rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it, water splashing around the table, makes the night SO MUCH more fun. After the club go to Truffoni’s for sloppy steaks. They’d say; ‘no…

“My feelings weren’t hurt,” says man whose feelings were very much hurt.

bAD lUCK tO kILL a sEABIRD.

Hating Burning Man and Diplo should be a reflex if you’re not the worst.

I will happily be your friend because you desperately need one.

The reason they chose to go to Burning Man is because they like doing drugs.

I had the titular line in Starfield. It’s in that one scene where Jenerric Pratagynyst is teaching W’z’krki’n Ehl’ie’nsyd’kk to drive. I pull up and say, “This is such a boring farm. I’d prefer a star field.”

Yet these same people are never for nationalized healthcare.

He was on his home turf in Kentucky. They’re local shills that can’t afford to rock the boat and lose access.

John Oliver benefits greatly from the fact that he does a weekly show and is off half the year. It’s much easier to have a consistently great show when you make 25 in 12 months rather than 170 in 12 months. He also committed to filling in the “absurd comic premises that we don’t half-ass” that remind me of 11:30pm…