Oh here it is. Thanks, internet!

Absolutely incredible story. Thank you so much for sharing it. What an amazing journey.

We don't coordinate our Girls ass-eating coverage with any other site.

Oh Christ, where do I begin?

Bloody nose and lip pulling up my own bra strap. My hand slipped and I punched myself.

That daughter and grandson sure are gonna miss their supplemental income, aka the dead lady's social security check.

We need to teach people that it's okay to say you don't like, or don't want to eat, some foods and ask if they can be omitted from your dish. The answer may be no, but at least you can then avoid ordering it. You don't have to concoct an elaborate medical lie to justify it. The waiter is not your mom and dad yelling…

And invite their parents.

-sips Lipton-

one of the cutest sciences.

As a librarian, I can assure you that people still ask these weird things.

I'm aware that people have different attitudes towards sex. What I have an issue with is that after researching his role, he thought nothing of then going out and essentially mocking and degrading the people who embraced him in his research. He came off as puritanical and adolescent.

Dirty Talk is a great time for my people pleasing crutch to come out:

i am sorry, but i don't understand your 1st sentence

i love maria but asmrequests space videos are like...the TOP OF WORLD in terms of quality.

I love her stuff. It's aural brain candy. Very soothing if you like ASMR. She puts a lot of effort into her videos and the good equipment can't be cheap. If it's not your thing, fine, but don't be a judgmental d-bag about it.

Success: Sometimes, you have to reach out and grab it. And, sometimes, it just comes to you.

A few more tips I picked up from going to various SBBQs:

Is "enchanted evenings • event ends in change" a reference to losing your virginity on prom night?