I always love the "absurd" themed ones. It makes me feel better about my own weird clients. Speaking of which, I just had this woman walk calmly into my store, smell one of the lavender candles, moan loudly, and then run out of the store. ???

This kind of situation is the only one where I would actually say yes. If there's any witnesses, the entire thing is off.

I was in an open relationship for a few years, but I asked before acting. I'm actually a little put off by the fact that she cheated first. I'm glad her husband was cool about it, but we're really only getting her perspective, and I imagine a guy with chronic health issues who basically requires an informal caretaker…

I finger comb mine, and if I am straightening it, then it gets brushed, definitely. But when I was strictly off the heat tools... yeah, nothing but my fingers. You can detangle with a wide tooth comb in the shower, but everything else always gave me poodle hair.

I like living with a partner - even my shitty ex was nice to live with. I was sort of forced to start thinking about it after my boyfriend casually (and drunkenly) starting thinking about names for cats we'd own if we lived together ("Major Tom; it would be his rank, the type of cat he is, and his name.")

I've never seen a penis smaller in girth than like... a large glue stick. Whenever I hear these stories, I have a hard time imagining such a wee production.

I fucking love how everyone here is Team Exwife. The narrative is always reversed, this is very refreshing.

I feel like that lady has a really healthy chortle when she laughs.

"Confirmed as crab" is a combination of words that really pleases me for some reason.

This always drove me while. I hate having to stab all my shrimp and try and rip out the meat so I don't resort to eating with my hands.

What? Why? What is this?

A collection of fleece tights is my numero uno friend this month. Also! Wool hat, where I also cover my head with an extra scarf like a little old lady and then tuck it under a hood. My face is cold, but my head is bone dry super warm.

It literally has the words "rich" and "imperial" in it. I feel so... peasant-y.

"Are your linguinies in season?"

We can start a club! First order of business: dry shampoo.

Oh, that's good to know. I always wondered if that would work, but I was never brave enough to test it. Thanks!

This may not jive with your Type A tendencies, but before I used henna, I'd always use Color Oops to get rid of the majority of black dye and then just tone it. I always bleached it later and covered it with bright dyes, so maintenance wasn't really my goal. At a salon, they're probably going to be able to take care…

In all seriousness, this weather never fails to make me depressed. It's not a lack of sun. It was so sunny on my way to work that the combination of blinding sunlight and cold made me cry real tears. It's something about the fact that it forces you to start shortening all your activities to the bare minimum, so my big…

I've been avoiding them for a few years. Not under the presumption that I would get cancer, but because when added to shampoo or body wash, I develop patches of dry skin and/or this bizarre scalp infection that I will spare you from describing. I always thought it was a fluke, but no; every time I tried a…

I keep wanting to grow out my natural colour, but I dye my hair a bluish black, and my natural hair colour can only be described as "dark fawn", so after two weeks, it looks like my hair is hovering over my scalp. I can't get the colour stripped because I used henna and in my experience, it won't lighten past a dark…