Yeah, but it just feels like that alters the data significantly when the question here is "how monogamous are people".

This should probably be clarified for the purposes of these studies, because a person in a monogamous relationship who has affairs would still be considered monogamous.

My friend always makes fun of me because I eat really fast with enormous bites and I always look uncomfortable when I eat. I grew up with three men and lived with another who would eat anything in sight and now I have a complex where I feel like I have to finish every meal in ten minutes or less.

He's the visual equivalent of reaching under your seat and finding a tiny piece of snot.

I'm not sure I understand why the children couldn't come inside with them. I mean, I know some people are bad at carding, but come on.

I would be making that same face if I was holding that dog.

Oh, I had a conversation at work about this the other day.

THESE WERE THE WORST. Please tell me there's a part 3.

After I broke up with my ex, my best friend goes, "Oh, I always hated that guy." I was livid. WHY WOULDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT.

This may not be helpful, but it happened to me after about four years with one person. One day, I couldn't stand him touching me. A lot of it had to do with the fact that he was very manipulative to the point of being abusive, and I feel like that part of me who didn't want to go to all my friends and family and admit…

I have a few, other than my aforementioned "almost got hit by Matt Good's rental truck in the 00s", but they're mostly second hand.

I've been so creeped out by 99% of the reporting on this invented issue (present publication excluded, naturally). The way that media speculates on gender and sexuality re: celebrities is always so sad and invasive, and it makes people wonder why so many of us had issues coming out.

I am shitty at reading, I am sorry.

I was anorexic and thought it was super healthy, and never thought I needed treatment. It actually takes a very self-aware and strong person to even go, "Maybe this ISN'T very healthy." Not criticising your point, just saying a lot of people aren't as in tune with themselves as you might have been.

You laugh, but overly involved exes are an issue. I have one that has made several hamfisted attempts at contacting my current partner, mostly under the guise of "well, he is a musician, too" and it's so transparent I could puke.

See, this is what happens when aliens don't get updated "Welcome to Earth" textbooks.

I wish I had half the energy as that cat.

Normally, BCO makes me groan or laugh, or some reaction in between. Most of these made me feel nauseated, especially the coffee one for some reason. I've been in those sorts of situations, and it makes you feel completely subhuman to be treated like that.

I have been trying to get blonde hair for years. First time I dyed it, I chose a semi-permanent because I didn't understand how they worked, and my hair went a brighter shade of red. Went black, and then tried to bleach it out, resulting in orange hair with a large black circle in the back, which I didn't bother…

Was it a female cat? they tend to have more acidic urine.