The second one reminds me of when someone invites me out after 10PM and I've already had three drinks but try and gussy up anyway.

I would genuinely like someone's input here. In the last few years, I have started to hate every holiday or special event, including my birthday, because they all force me to create expectations about the day, and experience now reveals to me they do not live up to what I imagined. Is this normal or just needlessly…

People from my generation like to rant about how films that came out in our childhood weren't so aggressively marketed, but I honestly think it just feels that way because it no longer appeals to us. I definitely remember having candy shaped like bugs that were supposed to be part of Lion King's advert campaign. I'm…

I have never identified more heavily with a comment on the internet.

I am friends with the woman who owns this dog! This is so weird!

My all time favourite I can't actually remember the name of; she does cranial exams and stuff like that. I really wish people weren't so, "WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO" about this sort of stuff.

I think Miley is adorable. I'm also biased because I literally have a folder on my computer of screen shots from OKCupid messages where people told me I look like her. These facts are unrelated.

That breadsticks story wasn't even that interesting, but the writing style made it an absolutely wild ride.

I haven't had a yeast infection in years, due to the same sort of diet (plus I regularly take probiotics for digestive issues, which kim chi also helps!) but I am prone to BV so that's why I will occasionally use it as a suppository. If you ever get BV or a yeast infection, I definitely recommend it; it usually clears…

If the imbalance is severe enough to cause symptoms, you're usually not ingesting enough bacteria to make a huge difference. Personally, I like to cut out the middle man and just used a probiotic cap as a vaginal suppository. It's quicker, it's not as messy, my cunt doesn't smell like fro-yo, etc.

Oh, GOD. Axl Rose looks like he lives under the local bridge, taunting children and eating goats. I am so upset.

I am one of those people who won't leave a map unless I've done every little sidequest, so naturally, I always romance someone, but... I totally cover my eyes whenever they even kiss. I can't. It's so silly. Oh my God they're kissing, noooo.

That's specifically the reason I maintain multiple characters in every RPG: one is always literally me in every way, and the rest are built characters. Current favourites: Zuul, my Dalish mage who is an absolutely stiff, no-fun-and-definitely-no-nonsense Brit, and Lydia, my Khajit, whose entire experience must…

Labs are also bad. I worked in a pet supply store a few years back, and this couple would bring in their guide dogs and let them off their harnesses so they could "go on break". One day, the woman and I were talking about Game of Thrones or s/t and we hear this smashing noise, and we look over and one of the labs has…

Ah, man. I submitted a perfect story for this, but it was ages ago, so I think it got missed.

Oh, my God. I forgot about that one. I think the only clever variation I've ever heard on that idea was, "history does not repeat, but it does rhyme". To be fair, this person was in the field so I shouldn't be too impressed.

I have a few. No actors, ever (every single one I ever dated, which was a few, were completely narcissistic). Raging insecurity issues. Anyone who unironically describes themselves as "sapiosexual". If they mention getting irrationally jealous as a typical reaction. A bad temper. My less rational dealbreakers: Shitty…

Also: THERE WAS A RABBIT ONE.

I can tell my parents loved me because I had the dog AND the cat.

I don't know why, but this was the cutest thing I've read all day.