A part of me was hoping that WiiU.com was a Kung-Pow: Enter the Fist fansite :(

Because the "Wiiu" is totally original onomatopoeia:

What's that you say?

Demos have saved me from many AAA shit fests, and opened my eyes to many great indie games.

"a demo can cut into a game's sales by more than 50 percent"

Sounds like someone has pi on the brain.

Many classic super hero costumes are based off circus costumes- acrobats and strongmen, basically. Ballet actually isn't that far off, especially for Robin.

As opposed to all of the ones with men wearing underwear over their tights.

The Oatmeal ~ State of the Web 2012-13

"For instance: evolution It's been disproven by science" No... No it hasn't.

You don't understand science.

You have such a warped sense of reality that's there's almost no point in trying to discuss anything. I hope someday you'll be able to take off the religious blinders and see the world as it really is not as your paranoid family has taught you think.

To be fair, that one interview with Major Nelson was contrary to other interviews. When official sources contradict each other it makes it look like they have no idea what they are actually doing and makes you doubt everything they've said.

I think it's still perfectly acceptable for developers to say "No, I make real games" when someone asks if their new product is a spam-your-friends app masquerading as a game.

THOSE FILTHY CASUALS!!

Ugh, the claim that a gamer must be a teenage boy gamer makes me want to vomit. This makes her seem so ignorant to anyone that knows anything about games and delegitimizes anything else she might say.

Wow. That's not what I've been reading elsewhere. So much for trusting what you read online. The trial demo thing sucks. Ain't nobody got time for that. Thanks for correcting and enlightening me!

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman... Your world frightens and confuses me. When I see your self-propelling autocars, sometimes I just want to throw spears at them. I'm more at home hunting the woolly mammoth than I am hunting a good interior decorator. And when I see a solar eclipse, like the one I…

The "family mode" that the xbone fanboys were claiming would be amazing? It was a timed demo mode between 15-60 minutes, with limits on numbers times you could do it.