Waxy O’Conner’s sounds like the Tipsy McStagger’s chain on “The Simpsons”

“You know this because people who live on the East Coast believe that their weather is EVERYONE’S weather.”

Roman Harper: crack head

“Mosgov Winter Hat” promotion? That is a goddamn GENIUS idea.

There’s one where the gang is trying to move some coconuts, but due to their heft and bulk, the coconuts are immovable. So, Mickey’s brilliant solution is to call Toodles, who provides a Mousketool of...

Reading Tomsula’s list of jobs reminded me of the Simpsons episode where Homer buys a gun and the shop owner starts rattling off gun accessories for Homer to buy.

This almost made me feel bad for St. Louis and it’s residents.

That was a :27 second home run trot. That’s HOF worthy on it’s own.

Leslie’s wins because it also features black people running away from something awesome/funny - which is the greatest unexplained phenomenon in existence.

I’m not smart - but what is the benefit of entering an Alford plea versus a “not guilty” plea?

This video and it’s timeliness reminds of that Chappelle show skit where Tupac was rapping out things happening in the club at that very moment.

All I want for Bills fans...

So this makes Jaworski the Steve Harvey of NFL reporting then?

I have legitimately not heard of any of these people. Now get off my lawn!

I’m sorry -

He also had the intentional grounding that wasn’t grounding but really WAS grounding in the recent Chiefs-Chargers game.

Seeing “By Diana Moskovitz” in the byline when you’re involved has to be like seeing Chris Hansen asking you to “have a seat”.

“Who made the last shot?”
“Oman Oman!”

My favorite part of this story is the casual mention of:

If a presidential candidate made "Buffalo gets 16 home games a year" his/her platform, they would win with 127% of the popular vote.