Hmm. I never stop swearing just because there are old people or children around. Some of the foulest mouths I've ever seen were on old people and young children.

Hey am I your ex-friend?

Man, how many times in your life do you wish you could play the tape back and prove someone wrong like that?

I feel ya, Mark! Paul Rudd today, Paul Rudd tomorrow, Paul Rudd forever!

Mark Ruffalo is a treasure.

Sorry but Nicki Minaj's ass is lame compared to this one. Athletic asses are a million times better. My ass is athletic too... I prefer my ass to Nicki Minaj's. If having to choose between owning real definition, real firmness that can be used for REAL exercise and sexier sex (something a bit more challenging than…

It reminds me of a Modern Family quote where the nerdy daughter is tutoring a boy she has a crush on and he ends up having a crush on her shallow older sister instead and she says to her dad "Dumb guys AND smart guys like dumb girls? What do smart girls get?" and her dad is like "Cats."

Nerd moment, but Xena isn't an Amazon. There were certainly different Amazon tribes featured on the show, but Xena was never inducted into Amazon society.

But Nicki and Kim don't help to celebrate the big butt. They help to celebrate man's idealized/plasticized/fantasized version of it.

I wasn't saying Wonder Woman is not for being equal, and therefore a feminist. I just want her to be a human being, fallible and real.

She looks 100% Kazakh....not everything is about white people ffs, white people don't have the monopoly on any of her features.

Those Smith kids creep me out.

We all make our assumptions based on our real life. For example, I didn't know that white women could curl their hair with a curling iron because my baby doll hair was the only time I saw "white" hair come into contact with heat. The result…it melted. Of course, I didn't know the hair was SYNTHETIC so I transferred…

If they really-REALLY wanted to shock us, they'd get rid of all the Photoshopping, and show us exactly what the models look like unretouched.

If they really want to shock us they should take a picture of how much it costs to make these things compared to the retail price.

They're all just trying so hard, and nothing is less appealing than desperation.

My ass is impatient to know when the day will come when talented women won't pose with their butts hanging out to sell records. (Yes, yes, I know. Nicki chose to pose this way, and what a lovely ass it is. But it bugs me that every. single. female. performer. apparently "wants" to pose half-naked. Yay, feminism.)