People who don't swoon when they see money being whipped out of a bra- cashiers and bartenders. Being handed damp bills that have been pressed against someone's sweaty flesh all day is the worst.

But boob purses are cool for everything else. I've got a lighter in there right now!

Excellent hiding place.

Lululemon is acting like sticking stuff in your bra is a whole new thing. They have clearly never been to a concert with me and my friends. One friend is so busty she can get a full bottle of vodka past security.

I really don't know why this idea is worth an entire blog post making fun of it? I love workout gear that gives me a place to tuck away my key or chapstick when I go running. And no, I'm not kidding. When it freezing cold outside on a long run, my lips dry out from mouth breathing.

All these revelation is too much for me to handle.

As a tentacle monster, I loled.

If Hello Kitty isn't a cat, she'd be a horribly deformed, hairy little albino girl.

As a dog, I find this absolutely absurd.

I would like to take this opportunity to confirm for the record that I am also a cat.

I actually love this.

So do you need to be told that men don't get turned on by prostate exams because some dudes like a finger in the ass?

Um...this guy is an asshole screw him, but let me elaborate on your question.

My tampons are terrible at foreplay- that's why they don't turn me on.

From your comment, I'm left to assume you've frequently wondered if tampons are sexually satisfying.

But, no, shoving a wad of cotton into your vagina is not pleasant. Sometimes it kinda hurts, but only if you took your last tampon out too soon and it's all dry up in there. Also, putting things in the vagina isn't…

It's funny because it's hard to imagine the men described in the study until one shows up in the comment, just, makin' a scene.

Wait, you don't like the feeling of cumming?

TRUE DAT. I've had that happen at work all over my pants. Thanks, Obama! But my pee is crystal clear and smells like Burberry Brit so no biggie.

So I've been pissing on all those kids for nothing? I need to get my money back from the R. Kelly School of Being a Man. This is just one of my many complaints.

Wow dude. It's a little scratchy cardboard or plastic tube, not a big smooth vibrating phallus. C'mon now.

Your reaction tells me that the comparison was super apt. YES, REALLY. IT'S NOT SEXUAL.