ME: Why don’t I have any cool cars like that?

Actually you can write about how you’re slowly (or not) being converted from deranged rusty Jeep enthusiast to calm, collected and serene Toyota overlander via this purchase.

Trucking company I used to work for had one of those. It was an enormous piece of shit, but most of that was because it was 30 years old and had been abused its entire life. No horsepower, 9 speed, and cramped.

They are better at breaking highway signs announcing the name of a 1970s TV show

This is a mistake by Tesla. Their path to long term success is to become the BMW of EVs, not to try to compete with GM and Toyota. Currently, there are a lot of problems with their cars that are overlooked due to brand cachet, but that won’t be the case if they go too far downmarket.

Jason, your problem is that you’re American with tastes that skew toward the understated. You project yourself as sweet, quirky and intelligent. I’ve always assumed you moonlight in an alt-rock band that plays lots of ukulele heavy songs about tail light design.

Easy fix.

I rode a skateboard for many years and I’ve seen a lot worse injuries from traditional sports. No sport is completely risk-free. Let the kids have fun.

I’ve written this about this car before.

Because when every day is just 24 hours closer to your inevitable demise, and there’s nothing left out there that’s worth looking forward to, any little bit of enjoyment counts as being worth the cost. 

I dunno what the issue is here, you could simply drive underneath a moose with this car.

why you filthy bastard you get over here you miserable horse-loving pile of mealy apples you take that back before I provide you with what for you ham-humping beady eyed noodle-crotched mutagen why if I wasn’t already in my leisure pants I’d digitize my self and crawl into your modem you pickle-addled clam kisser and…

Its my experience that cars with an open floor plan, so to speak, kind suck because you can’t use the space. What’s the point of putting feet down there if there is no center seat (that’s a whole other thing) and anything you put down there for storage is just asking to slide all over the place and cause issues. To…

I’m more driveler than driver, more writer than rider. But I like cars almost as much as I like to write and occasionally I’m even correct, so I come here and cast my bread upon the waters. Sometimes the crap I write is even correct, in which case I am sharing what brilliance I have with you.

flame suit on, but hayabusas have never done anything for me. The trend continues.

Yeah, a lot of negative comments here, but you’re getting an uncrunched (by appearances) V8 with an intact, functional convertible roof. A high school or college kid will buy this, pile in 4 friends and a pony keg, and be perfectly happy with it. They’ll ignore the check engine light until it gets brighter or starts…

Today we examine that bystander of Craigslist standbys, the Red Flag.

Due window sizing on my laptop, I saw the picture of this fright pig of a Mustang before I read the price in the headline. “It had better be cheap” I thought. “Like 2 grand... maaaybe $2500"

Reminds me of this fun one:

Jebus, you had one job.