Star Wars died the day Greedo shot first.

This is the coolest damn thing I’ve ever seen. All the more so because it’s so utterly pointless. I don’t care if the thing is incapable of having any sort of meaningful purpose. Or brakes. It’s a bike that goes sideways (and could probably spin in circles!), and my inner five-year-old doesn’t care about anything…

So basically you have to deal with mouse ball ick, except on a much larger scale.

The same reason most people aren’t given criminal charges for crashing into other cars while using their phones, unless aggravating factors are involved (like alcohol use, or that they were fleeing from law enforcement when they did it).

“Potential Planters Peanutters must have a bachelor’s degree”
“The salary for the role starts at $45,000"

If I was given that first photo of the thing and forced to pick an adjective, I think I would pick “veiny” rather than “legendary.”

If I do this, I will probably use an IPA solution as well, but that is for drinking while I work.

I popped my headlights out, wet sanded them, polished, UV blocking clear coated, buffed, clear coated again, buffed again.

I would hope there is a way to cross reference cheaper parts from Volkswagen/Audi. You will need a dedicated garage with a lift, a full line of tools and diagnostic equipment, of course.

As always, fuck dealerships.

Odd take there, Collin. The update seems very well done and a nice improvement over the prior gen Y. I get that styling is subjective, but this is a much more contemporary and crisply styled car.

Let’s not forget our friends the new car dealers—-$14,000 from Lexus:

They feel entitled to the congestion money precisely because they benefit from New York. First, this is about appeasing the voters of NJ who commute to NYC, the majority of whom oppose congestion pricing. Second, it’s about revenue; NJ shares in the tolls collected by the bridges and tunnels that connect NJ to NYC.…

“Yeah, but Bill. He died in the accident. Nobody survives a hard bump in these deathtraps. Why would they put a cast on a dead guy? Completely ruined the wake.”

“Gee Bill, why is Frank in a cast?" "Well Chuck, he was driving his new Chevy and hit that bump a bit too hard outside the country store. Shattered his wrist with that fancy new wheel of his." "Well that's a drag. Should have bought a Studebaker". 

We have to get tough on Canada. Why should they get to send all that cold weather down here and make it such an expensive problem for America. It’s a shame, the likes of which nobody has ever seen. They all say it. And then the asylums. The cold weather asylums. It’s like the Batman movie with Arnold. Remember Arnold?…

He has the concept of a plan to deal with this by warming everything up so no more snow 

The boat is reportedly carrying 45,000 tons of solar salt, which is frequently used as a water softener.

Back in the day, I used to LOVE building Monograms 1/24 Fiero model.  I must have built them at least twice.  I miss my old models.  Most soon to be Married Women would prefer to look at clothes and such, Me?  Buying and Building Plastic model cars.    In regards to this car, NP all the way